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Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« on: October 04, 2007, 05:13:02 AM »
Who else to start out this section?  :)
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 08:00:32 AM »
It is a good 3rd wife move, to make threads of the 2nd wife.

So, I hope Toshie Uematsu and Ayumi Kurihara fight in BattlARTS.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 08:02:36 AM »
I'd best be getting promoted again if you want to see mod privileges on this board...
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 09:22:33 AM »
Ayumi posted some massive updates on her blog along with photos if someone would be nice enough to translate and post over here.

I'm a little tied up, obviously.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 11:28:25 AM »
Okay, I'll do it then.

Miss Kurihara is feeling kinda down.  And was pretty listless, my guess is complete and total aggrivation with her body not going how she remembers it.



Someone needs a visitor or something sent to cheer her up.

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 11:31:33 AM »
I read it, but there wasn't really too much there to talk about. She's excercising again and keeps having lower back pain from her poor posture while healing. She's also watching her diet more.

She's what, 22? She'll be back in full shape in like 2 months is my guess.

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 11:36:38 AM »
I'm 23 lucky.

I don't know if would take her two months to get back, but if her back is really bothering her that much, she should look to getting a posturing brace to wear around the clock.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 11:39:17 AM »
I'm 23 lucky.

I don't know if would take her two months to get back, but if her back is really bothering her that much, she should look to getting a posturing brace to wear around the clock.

Well, all I know is it was easier to get in shape when I was younger. It took me 2-3 months of hard work. Now I'm lucky if that'll lose me 10 pounds!

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 11:40:49 AM »
She should hopefully be fine around the end of October/beginning of November.

But she should really look into getting a posturing brace, otherwise it's going to take longer for her to correct it.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 04:22:46 PM »
The only photos of Ayu in her thread shouldn't just be somber.

So, courtesy of luckycleareyes...

I feel this is going on to long without some Ayumi Pics. So here's your interlude:










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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2007, 09:15:51 AM »
PRICELESS!

plus, I couldn't let this thread stay "below the fold" for any longer...KLCC Fo-EBAH!!!
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2007, 10:04:06 AM »
Do we know exactly the date of Ayumi's comeback? who do you think might be her opponent?
A friendly rookie or a motherly veteran ?
I ceertainly cannot think she'd be booked against Hotta or someone of her stiffness....

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2007, 10:09:28 AM »
Oh hell no!

Actually, I could see her first facing someone like Toshie...someone who would give her a good first outing back without trying to kill her
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2007, 10:18:38 AM »
Depends, I'm betting there's going to be a small bidding war to see which promotion gets her first.  She's popular enough to have extra draw for her return match I think.

I want to see her get one on one with Aoi.

With Kimura seconding.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2007, 02:28:46 AM »
Depends, I'm betting there's going to be a small bidding war to see which promotion gets her first.  She's popular enough to have extra draw for her return match I think.

I want to see her get one on one with Aoi.

With Kimura seconding.

that would be a great choice ! Anyway, I hope Ayumi will manage to get some good money from her comeback, considering the interest that it will cause in the fans....

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2007, 01:51:29 PM »
it would be a coup if WAVE could get her...with Toshie being in charge of "training" getting Ayumi to have her first match back there would solidify it as being a home to freelancers.  And we know that if they put her again Ohka, she'd get to win in her first match back ;D

I could see her coming back with NEO after doing that Hokkaido tour with them and maybe MAYBE JWP....I can't really see her going with SUN so of course, she'll end up jobbing to Hikaru for her first match back...
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2007, 02:25:31 PM »
When Ayumi was first scheduled to return, SUN had her advertised first. And if you remember, she was really big on the poster.

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2007, 06:58:05 PM »
If she goes to SUN, I will email her, and abuse her to no end.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2007, 06:51:59 AM »
We should put bets on who will get Ayumi's first match back^^

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2007, 07:01:29 AM »
She had a match with me in the bedroom just a few moments ago.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2007, 10:12:44 AM »
Ayumi went to go see RING with KAORU and Toshie Uematsu.  She stuffed herself silly, but said she thoroughly enjoyed it.  There are other accounts of the show from other wrestlers that I'll have up as well.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2007, 10:17:56 AM »
What do you do if you have a stomach ache?

If you're Ayumi, you make bagels, go work out til you make yourself sicker and then eat a very rich kind of fish.

There was also something regarding her brother and someone.  The translation is a little wonky and the phrase "Make love" is popping up and I'm quite sure that she's using slang that makes it translate as such.
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2007, 10:20:19 AM »
yeah...I do believe that's some slang action going on there or else that's kinda  *yellow
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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2007, 11:21:39 AM »
That's actually pretty funny how she makes the bagels and does it like she's teaching a cooking class.

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Re: Ayumi Kurihara v.1 of the new forums
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2007, 09:20:30 PM »
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Where's the Ayumi love, people?

I thought this was supposed to be the place for the KLCC!

 *kori
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