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Mr. ShuperELPS
« on: September 24, 2009, 12:46:30 PM »
Shuper forced me to do this I PROMISE

His pick is KENTA. He might be a midget, but mah lawd guy is fucking sexy as hell. Great body, bootlicious ass, and a beautiful face. I know guys who aren't into asians but would give a left arm for one night with KENTA. Seriously this guy is ridiculously good looking. He wrestles for NOAH, but has made appearances for Ring Of Honor from time to time. He's an amazing wrestler, but sadly will never get a serious push because of his size.
My pick is Very European Claudio Castagnoli. It was super hard picking a week #1 for me, but Claudio inched by because of his accent and DAT AZZ. Seriously, Claudio revolutionized a new hottness for me, bald mustachioed guys.  Claudio even loves drawing anime. There's seriously nothing I can think not to love about him. He wrestles for ROH, PWG, and Chikara.


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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 12:52:55 PM »
Didn't you use to have a thing for Tyler Black at one point?

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 12:54:22 PM »
Didn't you use to have a thing for Tyler Black at one point?

He's gonna be on there soon TRUST ME. Just Double C, Joey Ryan, and a few other stepped up their sexy game A LOT recently.

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 06:01:46 AM »
Lemme add some Yuji Hino love to this lame thread LOL


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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 10:06:40 PM »
Lemme add some Yuji Hino love to this lame thread LOL


FYYYYYUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU !!!!!



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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 01:13:47 AM »


i just like the leopard-print scarf. claudio is yours
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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 09:15:33 AM »
Our week number two's a lot a bit late, but we more than made up for it with pure sexiness.
Shuper's pick is a another sexy lipped asian sensation, K-Dojo's own Yuji Hino. He's surprisingly young for a Shuper pick at only 24 years of age, but he pulled an Ayako and went from twinky little junior and gained a bunch of weight to become a full on heavyweight. I'm not a fan of the blonde hair, but the mus-skulls are definitely welcome. My pick is a hairy little studmuffin intent on bringing sleazy back to prowrestling. Joey Ryan works the socal scene where he does great work for PWG. He also worked on the shortlived Wrestling Society X as a 70's obsessed tag team wrestler who got his trunks pulled down every match....fucking best ever gimmick imo. He's recently started working for ROH and is being looked at very closely by the WWE. He might be a little older than I usually like at 30, but damn his grandpa ass can give me a mustache ride ANY DAY OF THE WEEK(piece of Trivia, he was one of Candice Michelle's trainers that led to her push in 2007)

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 07:52:46 PM »
ELPS: that video is hilarious! Did you wish you were in the audience when he was sitting on everyone's laps?

Great pick! Thanks for posting this week!


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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2009, 06:14:20 AM »
ELPS: that video is hilarious! Did you wish you were in the audience when he was sitting on everyone's laps?

Great pick! Thanks for posting this week!

Just like your parents' response when you told them you were gay, mine is "UHHH DUHHHHH!!!!!!!"

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2009, 07:29:21 AM »
My choosing was too obvious....Mr. YO SOROOOOOOUUUUUUUU !!!

SHINGOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!





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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2009, 09:51:39 AM »
Straight guys so bad at knowing what guys are hot :(

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 11:29:37 AM »
Straight guys so bad at knowing what guys are hot :(

Shingo is hot and a nerd...and a msucle head, so hes the equivalent of Mr. Kinniku Mike
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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 01:08:58 PM »
Ehhh, whether he's cool or not...he's fugly dude's still fugly

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2009, 02:50:45 PM »
Straight guys so bad at knowing what guys are hot :(

That's what I was thinking. I was considering Shingo for a hot second then snapped out of it.
He's still got nice muscles, tho.

SWIFT made this.

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2009, 10:48:47 PM »
To reiterate my answer to shuper's question and what his parents answer was to him coming out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-zaZa0OCk

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2009, 02:26:29 AM »
To reiterate my answer to shuper's question and what his parents answer was to him coming out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-zaZa0OCk

OK, get it got it got the mug move on.

And yes, Shingo is one ugly mahfah.


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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2009, 08:21:10 AM »
You bought a mug just for that? Wow you really gotta learn how to spend your money more wisely :p

Any who, time for Mr. Shuperelps week 3
Mr Shuper of the week comes from a wet dream Shuper had of an affair with Chris O'donnell. Best known for playing Robin, this hunk's beauty surpasses all genders and races. Bill.Zero, who is straight(unfortunately) and is grossed out by people with round eyes has admitted to having to get out the KY and Tissues when a show with Chris O'Donnell appears on his tv. In his words, "SO GREAT CRACKER." This guy's body is a perfect mix of twinkishness, maturity, and muscles. His face is amazing with a sexy outward chin and the prettiest baby blue eyes you'll see. Even his hair is sexy.
Mr. ELPS is also an older man despite ELPS' grossed outness of grandpas. All of his beauty is unconventional but it magically works. Is his face as cute as KENTA's? Not at all. Is his body as ripped as Claudio Castagnoli's HELL TO THE NAH. Are his eyes as shimmering as Chris or Joey Ryan's, to quote shakespeare "My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun." In simple it's the mix of his big bulky body that can hold you and keep you warm, his badass reputation, but it's mainly his smile. His smile is so beautiful it makes you want to marry him, and make him happy and make him happy. He's such a cuddly muscle bear, with a heart of gold.



He can ram my dvd


.....yeah...two different sexual things here....


 *blush *blush *blush


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« Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 03:44:58 PM by Mr.DoctorProfessorELPS »

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 01:21:51 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2009, 07:43:45 AM »
Doing two rounds today to make up for last week's forgettingness.
Morning Wood Mr. ShuperELPS
Mr. Shuper this week is DDT wrestler/mma fighter Hikaru Sato. Slightly less manly than the other HIKARU(then again who isn't?) but all man. His beard is a great offset for his love of dressing in female cospray. He has a nice little body, a great skin tone, a nice ass, and an lol personality. Originally I was going to go with Andrei Arlovski, but out of fear of tarnishing my rice queen rep by going with yet another cracker, I'm going to go with NOAH's GHC Heavyweight Champion Go Shiozaki. He has a ridiculously adorable face, a nice skin tone, and a cute little patootie. He's a bit of a noseller, but his chops, intensity, germans, and superkicks easily make me forget about that...well almost...either way he's still fucking hot, so he's my pick.




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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2009, 07:16:54 PM »
Part 2  LateNight Lovin' Mr. ShuperELPS

Both me and shuper were a bit WTF? about each other's picks this week. Shuper said my pick looked like the geico caveman, and I'm stuck scratching my head at his because he really doesn't have the best of any attribute I can think of, but that's why sexual attractions are such a fascinating subject. Kinniku loves older women, Bill thinks Kamei's not a gross lizard somehow, and hell I still can't see why anyone finds Mio Shirai good looking. Anyway, on to the writeup.

I don't remember a whole lot about Shuper's pick except his run on TNA as relliK, and how the doucher said he was going to shoot on Chris Masters if he came to the show. He's an italian muscle queen, with a nice bulge, a sweet ass, and some really nice big legs.
My pic is Andrei "The Pitbull" Arlovski. I first saw him on UFC Fight Night, and OMG I was in love. He was so fucking sexy, he had a great body, a nice muscle butt, a beautiful face, a hair chest, a beautiful face, and a sexy accent. Plus he kicks major ass. He's just so perfect in so many ways, I would give so much for one night with him. Hell he's even sexy with his caveman beard.







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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 11:27:38 AM »
This week seems to be blondes week for Mr. Shuperelps, with one of the best wrestlers ever and an amateur porn star.
Shuper's pick is one of my favorite wrestlers ever. I still think his promos suck but he puts on some incredible wrestling matches. He's so perfect looking, and just has a lickable as hell ass. I'd love to go down on WWE Unified Tag Champion Chris Jericho just as much as Shuper. My pick is the babyfaced amateur pornstar who's appeared on several videos for seancody.com His face, his body, DAT AZZ...all just make me want to love him..not just sex him, but love him. It's weird, he just looks so angelic and loveable. That man of mine, Owen.
Jericho:










Owen

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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2009, 02:33:30 PM »
After a brief absence because of stress and school, Mr. ShuperELPS is back. Mr. Shuper is a longtime fave of me and shuper's. He's the ultimate japanese biker daddy, Keiji Mutoh. He has a great hairy chest with great pectorals and suckable as hell nipples. Either me of Shuper would help care for his knees to have them get better. He has a nice muscle ass. He's just an all around sexy ass wrestler. He's known for how much blood he can gush in a match...but we'd rather have another fluid from him gush all over us ;)
In honor of his new hairy chest, my pick is CM Punk. Nice little ass, not big but still shapely. He has a great body, huge sexy nipples, sexy tattoos, great skin tone, sexy thighs, a beautiful face, I can't see anything bad on this guy. Plus he's a huge supporter of teh gays. He even said how there's a part of chicago called Boy's Town where the guys are all jacked up and shit and if any douchebag straight guy comes up and tries to run his mouth they'd kick his ass to a pulp, and that's why in a fight CM Punk always bets on the gay guy to win. Not only that, but he's an incredible worker, and was a super junior in the same sense Ayako Hamada and Mickie James were. The fact that now he has a hairy chest....I just wanna jump his bones even more!












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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2009, 05:39:22 PM »
Psh, we all know who the REAL Mr. ELPS is this week.


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Re: Mr. ShuperELPS
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2009, 08:17:14 PM »


Im gonna have to go with Dragon Gate's Gamma...how many 38yr olds you know
are still at their highest peak physique wise?


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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2009, 08:47:08 PM »


Im gonna have to go with Dragon Gate's Gamma...how many 38yr olds you know
are still at their highest peak physique wise?

Yea, I was researching on Gamma this weekend because I had a SSS question on Gamma. He has an appeal fo sho. Not so much his face though...but he does have kind of a cute profile:



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