JFW – Cherry Flavored Ice Cream (Results)Match 1: O BusterWolf / Tanny Mouse vs. J.H. X / Yoneyama (11:34, Northern Star Driver)
The match features the debut of BusterWolf to the JFW arena. He begins the match with a test of strength with J.H. James used his size to his advantage and knocked BW to the floor. Yoneyama comes in and helps J.H. stomp on Buster. The match progresses, after Buster dodges a Lariat from J.H., Tanny runs out and headbutts James, setting him up for the Carni (a modified armlock) from Buster. Luckily before James tapped out, Yoneyama came in and made the save. J.H. reasserts his dominance, and then hit his finisher – the Reverse Tiger Driver. But before the ref could start counting, J.H. notices both Rocky and Nagashimark on the top rope. They executed a Double Missile Dropkick to J.H. Buster then gets up, groggy, but manages to pick J.H. up and hits his finisher – the Northern Star Driver. But after that Buster is all spent and collapses, Tanny Mouse runs in, grabs the limp Buster, and places him over J.H., as the ref counts to 3.
Rocky and Nagashimark announced that this was revenge for J.H. “winning” Yoneyama. Rocky asked Yoneyama for another chance to go against J.H. Yoneyama thought for a minute, and said although she feels a certain kinship to jobbers, she would prefer to hang around winners. So she granted a re-match between Rocky and J.H. to see who would win.Match 2: GR-8 Championship Match: X Nagashimark vs. YoshiTonic O (22:06, Cher-acanara)
Nagashimark was dissastisfied that he was not included in the title match for the GR-8 (G@y Acting Str8) Championship Title. So after YoshiTonic’s win last week, he issued a challenge to the new champ, stating that HE is the g@yest acting str8 in JoshiFans.
The match went long, with Nagashimark trying hard to pin YoshiTonic. Nagashimark got a near-fall with a Fisherman Buster, followed by the Half Nelson Suplex, but Yoshi kicked out. Nagashimark, growing desperate, pulls out a new finisher – Celine’s Poseidon (not unlike Bull’s Poseidon, but more gay), but Yoshi counters it into a pin for a near-fall. The end came when Yoshi used his own new finisher – the Cher-acanara (not unlike Hurracanara, but more gay) for the pin.
Afterwards, YoshiTonic extended a hand to Nagashimark, telling him that he has potential, that he just needs to work a little bit more, but he sees Nagashimark as the future hope for the gayest str8 men. Then Nagashimark reminded YoshiTonic that he’s 40. YoshiTonic exclaimed that he thought Oliver was in his 20’s or 30’s, and the two traded skin care tips. Match 3: Revenge is Sweet – X MutaKushi1301 vs. Kapengmabula O (07:42, Purple Thunder Driver)
Unhappy with the short match he had last time with Kapeng, Muta has abandoned all illusions of love and affection, and has instead channeled his energies to darker means. He has pledged to destroyed the “Bubbly Coffee”. Kapeng came to the ring in her PJs, as she has not been feeling her best. But she’s still confident that she’ll win easily. The match begins with no presenting of flowers this time. Muta goes right for Kapeng with a Lariat, and attempts his KP Buster (named after Kapeng) and gets a 2 count. Kapeng finally gets riled up, and rips off her PJs, revealing a leather, dominatrix-like outfit underneath. She dominates Muta for the next several minutes, and ends things with her Purple Thunder Driver. Afterwards, she poses for pictures with her leather heel-clad foot on top of Muta’s chest as he lies panting. Match 4: JFW Championship : 10-Person Battle Royale (Order of Elimination: Kori, HEN, Rocky, BitchMistress, Bolshoi Cousin, Kinniku, ELPS, Uncle Oni, Vamp) Winner: LionessBull (34:21, Victory Roll Cutback)
Rocky and Uncle Oni are in the ring first. The two go back and forth, and Uncle almost got a 3-count with his Riot Starter before Rocky kicked out. In a bit, Bolshoi Cousin comes in. He and Rocky tag teamed Oni, almost pushing him over the ropes but Oni held on. LionessBull comes in and just wanders around the ring while the other 3 go at it. HEN comes in, and he helps Oni out, evening the odds. When Kori came in, Oni was just about to come at Bolshoi with a Lariat, but Bolshoi ducks, and Oni hits Kori instead, knocking her out of the ring. Kori muttered something about revoking Oni’s global mod status and walked off. Kori is the 1st eliminated. While Oni is distracted over what he had done, Bolshoi and Rocky used a double flying dropkick to knock HEN out of the ring. HEN is the 2nd eliminated. Rocky turned right on Bolshoi and tries to get him in an armlock. Seeing her buddy Cousin in trouble, LionessBull rushes over, pushes Rocky off Cousin, and picks him up for the Ligerbomb for the 3 count. Rocky is the 3rd eliminated. Kinniku gets in and he and Oni revive the Double Oni’s, and they gang up on Cousin and LionessBull. ELPS slips in unnoticed and distracts Double Oni’s. BitchMistress makes her entrance. She knocks the men out one by one, and then forms an impromptu tag team with LionessBull to eliminate all the male players. But Kinniku led a rebellion by hopping onto BitchMistress, and everyone follows suit, piling on top of each other, pinning BitchMistress while the ref counted to 3. BitchMistress is the 4th eliminated. KiKinniku looked pleased with himself that he got the opportunity to “pin” BitchMistress. He’s in fact so excited that he gives Cousin a hug. ELPS did not enjoy this public display of affection, so he pushed Kinniku, who landed on top of Cousin, pinning him, and the ref counted to 3, Cousin is the 5th eliminated. Kinniku and ELPS argue with each other, and Uncle Oni takes the opportunity and rushes at them, hitting a Double Lariat. But LionessBull follows right behind and hits Oni with a Body Attack. Kinniku falls out first, then ELPS, followed by Oni. They are the 6th, 7th & 8th eliminated, respectively. Outside, Kinniku accuse Oni of betraying him, and Oni stated that it’s every man for himself. Vamp finally enters the ring. She goes right for LionessBull, and gets her in the Zappagatame. LionessBull held on, refusing to tap out, and finally reached the ropes to break the hold. Vamp almost got a pin with a German Suplex into a bridge, but LionessBull managed to kick out. Vamp goes for a Victory Roll pin but LionessBull counters into a Victory Roll Cutback for the 3 count.
LionessBull becomes the 1st JFW Iron
Softcore Champion. After the match, Vamp, dissatisfied with the outcome, challenged the new champ to a match at the next JFW show. LionessBull told her to bring it on.
POLL RESULTS: https://www.formspring.com/admin/data.php?588528sapita23qzD
Note: The outcome of the last match is determined by number of votes for each column. For example, LionessBull won because she received 3 votes for her to be the Battle Royale winner. For the other order of elimination, when there is a tie of highest votes to be eliminated, I use a random dice generator to randomly choose who goes first.