JFW – Cherry Blossom (July 21, 2009) - RESULTSMarch 1: Clear Heels Collide: O Vamp vs. ELPS X (10:03, Zappagatame)
The two tag team partners and friends face off in this match. Highlights: The match was unfavorable for ELPS from the beginning, since the ref was a handsome, NEO GM Koda-lookalike. Therefore ELPS was very distracted. ELPS did get some near-falls by pointing one direction shouting: “OMG it’s a trampy shoe sale!” and rolling Vamps up when she turned to look. But ultimately ELPS’ fetish got the best of him. After accidentally bumping into the ref knocking the ref flat on his back (or WAS is an accident?), ELPS goes to make sure he was OK. Vamp took the opportunity to get him in the Zappagatame, her signature submission move. ELPS tapped out at 10:03. Afterwards, the ref came over and sprayed sports mist on ELPS and massaged his shoulder and arm, leading some to speculate that perhaps ELPS tapped out earlier than he needed to. Match 2: /\ Bill Zero / Lioness Bull vs. BitchMistress / MutaKushi1301 /\ (30:00, Time Limit Draw)
Bill arrived with a pair of Nunchuks, while LionessBull came with a Tin Can. BitchMistress changed her JoshiFans forum screen name again right before the match, and Muta brought his lucky charm – a picture of Kapeng. The match began without incident, except the announcer had to pause and take a breath while announcing LionessBull’s full name. As the match progressed, BitchMistress grew annoyed at her tag partner for commentating on their whole match as if this was a MWE production. The two had a bit of in-fighting, which Bill and LionessBull took advantage of. LionessBull almost got a 3-count on Muta with her signature Sitout Powerbomb, but the bell was struck indicating the time limit. The two sides had a stare-down afterwards. Match 3: X Rocky vs. Kori O (13:56, Yellow Card)
Rocky and Kori had a minor incident recently whereby Rocky had felt UJWF had been generating great interest among JoshiFans users and is one of the main revenue generators for the website, and deserved to have its own forum. Therefore he made a formal request to Kori who happily obliged. But Rocky made the fatal mistake of not expressing gratitude, which while was a slip of mind, came off as the UJWF President & CEO throwing his weight around. So Kori had to put El Presidente in his place.
The match was pretty much a squash. Rocky attempted some offenses but would get loudly booed and hissed at, by all the str8 men and most of the women of JoshiFans forum whenever he even got near Kori. The end of the match came when Kori used the Yellow Card to make Rocky submit. After the match, Kori shook hands with Rocky, signaling no hard feelings, but warned: “Just watch it next time, kid!”. Main Event: Bolshoi Cousin / Nagashimark O vs. Mr. Kinniku Oni X / Uncle Oni (35:23, NAWASHIMARK)
The Tasselmaniax came out in their signature masks and tassels from head to toe. Bolshoi came out on his unicycle, with Nagashimark walking beside him. The Double Oni’s had matching black t-shirts. But Kinniku’s had an image of Sonoko Kato on his, while Oni’s had a picture the Shirai Sisters on it, and in one hand he was holding the used uniform of Io’s that he had bid and won, twirling it around above his head, occasionally sniffing it.
The match went long, and the Oni’s were dominating. Kinniku almost got a pin on Cousin with the Shuper Kamikaze Bomb but Nagashimark made the save. The end came however when after Oni accidentally nailed Kinniku with a mean Lariat, Nagashimark took the opportunity to wrap Kinniku up in the NAWASHIMARK for the 3 count. Kinniku was furious and for a minute turned into his heel persona – Kinniku Mullet and rampaged around the ring. But by then the more nimble Tasselmaniax had already slipped out the ring and were showering the ring with ashes, before running out the arena. Double Oni’s vow revenge.
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