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Wrestler Love / Arisa Hoshiki
« on: May 04, 2011, 12:52:21 AM »


Birthdate:  13 October 1995
Background:  boxing and kickboxing

She really made an impression on me during her match against Mayu Iwatani on the Birth of Nova STarDom show.  Charismatic, energetic, and better in-ring than I thought she'd be.  She's gotten in at just the right age, and as long as she stays injury-free, I think we're going to get to see that snapping high-kick (which is a pretty looking kick) get her over for years to come.  She's under the radar in STarDom now, what with the Yoko Bitos and Yuzukis and Yoshikos around, but I've got a gut feeling about her...just watch.

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Non-Joshi Talk / Happy Birthday, Shups!
« on: October 30, 2010, 12:50:33 AM »
 *bday *bday *bday

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Non-Joshi Talk / The T 'n T Show
« on: October 18, 2010, 08:30:11 PM »
Shilling the hell out of this because I tuned in for the first time today and it made watching RAW ten-fold better!

The T'nT Show

It's Tack Angel and Trevor Machismo from our cousin forum, Strong Style Symphony riffing on whatever is airing.  Tonight was RAW, tomorrow will be SmackDown, Thursday TNA, and then the PPVs.  It was fun...I had a good time.  I highly recommend it.

 *approve

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Non-Joshi Talk / Anyone else play DDO?
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:50:10 PM »
DDO, or Dungeons and Dragons Online.  It's like a World of Warcraft MMO, except it's free to download and you can play 90% of the game for free.  A monthly membership is like $15 and unlocks everything.  I play on Sarlona with a couple characters...a lvl 6 Monk named PervyWota and a lvl2 Ranger/lvl1 fighter named Kagochandesu.  I'm mainly asking because I want some more people to run quests with...seems my guildys in The Hand of the Perv are a bunch of inactive sluts lol. 

Anyone else play?

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So, after weeks of extensive play-testing spanning everything from Ice Ribbon to Bati-Bati, the offical basic set rules to the Joshi Puroresu Drinking Game have been hammered out.  Still working on an advanced set of rules for smarks, but I don't know anyone up here who's kayfabe savvy enough to drink with...

Anyways, here they are!



女子プロレス
Rules for the Joshi Puroresu Drinking Game!


Shots are taken at the opening bell of the match and after that, certain occurances that happen during the match will rate taking either 1, 2, or 3 drinks.  If you are without liquor for shots, then chug at the opening bell until they make contact (a punch or a tie-up, or whatever)  It is NOT recommended that you play this solely using shots, unless you're trying to induce alocohol poisoning...if that's what you're trying to do, then have a blast, but don't say you weren't warned.

WHEN TO DRINK

Opening Bell:  Take a shot

Streamers!  Take a drink
Rope Break:  Take a drink
No-sell:  Take a drink
Fighting Spirit Spot:  Take a drink
Clapping before a dive spot:  Take a drink
Weapons:  Take a drink*

Kick-out AFTER a "Finisher":  Take 2 drinks
Cutesy Gimmick Spot:  Take 2 drinks
Match goes into the crowd:  Take 2 drinks
Bleeding (you can see):  Take 2 drinks

A "Holy Shit!" moment:  Take 3 drinks
A "thank you, camerman!" shot**:  Take 3 drinks
Final 3 count (or tap-out) of the match:  Take 3 drinks

*Drink once for the weapon, not every time that weapon is used
**and by that, we mean anytime the cameraman gives us perverts a shot of something to get all giggity-giggity over.




Enjoy!  And after watching an entire DVD, as you pray to the porcelin god, please make sure to curse my name inbetween heaves, ok?   *haha


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UJWF and other fantasy bookings / Wind vs Fire Interpromotional Wars?
« on: August 19, 2009, 05:10:55 AM »
I think both UJWF Wind and Fire have progressed far enough in their booking lifespans to have a couple of one off shows of the Interpromotional Wars variety, like Queendom or Dreamslam.  I'd be willing to write them up so neither fed's president would have to increase the workload...but I wouldn't be polling for results.  Once they hammered out the match-ups, I'd make my choice on who'd go over based on how they'd been booked in their respective feds, with maybe one worker having an "out of her mind performance" and shocking the world (or one worker totally having an off night and losing when she shouldn't have)  Maybe do one a month, or every other month, or even once every three months, to insure that it stays a special thing.

The most important votes lie with the presidents, ifeither one of them say no, then I'll kill the poll straight away...but if they're for it and there's an interest by the fanbase for it, then I'd be willing to write up the first UJFW SuperCard the last week of September.

NOW VOTE!  Poll stays open for the next 7 days....

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Seriously, I got my shiny new comp yesterday after my old one finally died after 13 years and I watched a buttload of joshi and Shuji Knodo matches on bing without even having to click on anything...just hover on the thumbnail and you can watch Hotta stiff the dog-piss out of Arisa or Kondo flagpole Dragon Kid.

/shill

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Polls, Lists, Joshi Forum Art, etc. / Ayumi's wrassle[dot]net Adventures!
« on: November 19, 2008, 10:23:55 PM »
I've decided to chronicle some of the stuff that I go through at the text-based pro wrestling RPG, Wrassle[dot]net ( http://www.wrassle.net ) with my Ayumi Kurihara character (and her supporting cast)

First, let me explain that Wrassle is more than just an e-fed.  It's got a sim engine that usually determines match outcomes (except for all Role Play matches) and how well you role play in the match can give you finishing rights, so even if you get blown out in the sim, you can still have a say in how the match finishes (if you're on the losing end and want to cement your heel status you can RP drawing the DQ, or if you don't feel like really putting them over because they were an ass during the match you can RP them getting the count-out or blatently cheating so they can pin you, etc.)

Then, there's RPing your character doing the day-to-day stuff, and that's where heat between characters is built and in some feds how well (and how consistant) you RP off-card can be more important to you getting title shots than how well you do during booked matches.  Wrassle has 6 different promotions, 2 that are "National" where everyone wants to get a contract to but there are only 25 roster spots in each and one of them is set in Japan, 3 "regional" feds that are like working the indys and a "training ground" fed for those who want to learn how wrassle RP really works without getting ripped apart by those that are more experienced in the regionals (unfortunately, you don't always end up in the training ground CWA when you create a character, so if you read the flashboard and are lost you can ask on the OOC board for a transfer and they'll be more than happy to put you in the CWA)

OK, now that I've explained a little bit about the Wrassle universe, let's introduce you to the Ayumi Kurihara that rules face there.


Ayumi Kurihara The Flame of Hope

When I first made her, I was going to have her be as much a freelancer as wrassle would allow (contracts with a fed are 3 months long) with the idea being that I was going to win every all-RP title in every fed.  That plan ended up being discarded once I got Ayumi her first National contract.  Oh well...

Over the course of time, some things ended up happening with angles and my Ayumi has a somewhat darker past.  At an early age, her parents ended up giving Ayumi over to the elders of a small rural village in Fukuoka and she was trained to be a kunoichi.  The training was harsh and brutal and during her early teen years in order to cope with trauma of being a killer, she developed multiple personalities.  The core personality is The Flame of Hope Ayumi...face to the point of nearly having a halo, this one is most like the RL Ayumi Kurihara.  But then there's her darker, more evil side...


Burning Hate Ayumi

This is the personality that does all the dirty work.  Ruthless, hateful, and without remorse, "Burning Hate" despises men, feels that they are all beneath her and would kill one standing across the ring from her if that "damned Flame of Hope would let me have my way"  Wrassle policies prohibit the killing of another character that you don't control, but Burning Hate has caused a guy to have a stroke when he dared to interfere in a match during a time when the Flame of Hope wasn't in control (teach him to drop from the rafters into the steel cage meant to keep ppl from interfering and RPing a punk-ass One Sided Beat Down that knocked Ayumi out cold) and temporarily paralyzed another guy with her nerve blocking techniques (it would have killed him had the Flame of Hope not summoned enough willpower to create a body twitch at just the right moment)  But since there is no such thing as someone with multiple personality disorder having only two...


AYU The Mischievous Queen

When it's all too much to handle, Ayumi dons the mask and lets AYU handle things.  AYU is the wacky, zany, and totally comedically insane.  She acts most like some off-beat character from a shojo anime...even busting out with a Sailor Moon-esque "In the name of Mischief...I will punish you!"  If it's fun and silly, then AYU's all for it!  She'll flash her boobs to a guy in order to make sure he doesn't see the prank about to go off right under his nose...and when she farts, it's purple knock-out gas like in the old Batman TV series.  AYU has made a couple of rare appearances without Ayumi putting the mask on, but in the near-on two years that I've been playing the character, that's only happened twice.  AYU is also a part of the Wacky Pair Team Duo with TOYO (who's Ayumi's tag partner Nami Toyotomi's masked alter ego, but with Nami, the TOYO thing is just a lark and not a seperate personality)


Yuki Miyazaki

Ayumi's manager and translator during times when Ayumi's SUPER thick Engrish doesn't cut it, Yuki handles business.  Much put-upon by the Flame of Hope always being in the middle of something and AYU's antics while doing her best to keep Burning Hate from emerging whenever she can actually do something about it, poor Yuki has her hands full.  Also, Ayumi has this running gag where she calls Yuki "grandma" and Yuki shouts "I'M ONLY 29!!" in protest.  Add to that, Yuki starting the Onna Zenjou Academy (yes, O.Z. Academy.  another running bit is always claiming that O.Z. Academy and OZ Academy have nothing to do with each other...gotta work in as much joshi in-jokes as possible so the other players will want to know more about joshi puro if for no other reason than to be in on it) for most of the females in the National I play in to counter all the anti-women in wrassling that the guys in the fed partake in to the point where last month, the UCE's major heel started the "Beat a Bitch Tour" which ended when Ayumi beat him at the Monthly pay per view for the fed's top belt (which is all-RP, so he can't claim I bought stats to beat him)

Nami Toyotomi The Kawaii Kid
(sorry, I don't have Nami's avvie on hand at the moment since I wasn't the one who made it.  Will fix in the future)

Roughly based on Fuuka, Nami is Ayumi's tag partner in both the New Jumping Bomb Angels and in the Wacky Pair Team Duo as TOYO


Nami's got a bit of a bitchy streak to her character...think kinda like AKINO during the HamAKINO days.  Plucky heelish, she'll wave and blow kisses to the fans and mean it, but will have no compunction with gouging an eye or kicking a guy in the nuts or grabbing a handful of tights, but it's always because we're usually in matches against men so the fans don't mind it, some even mark out to Nami BECAUSE she'll be sweet as cake right before throwing blinding powder into some big bad man's face.  In an Out Of Character note:  I feel like the guy who plays Nami is a protege of mine both in wrassle and in getting him into joshi puroresu...I know he's lurked here in the past before I went away for a time, for all I know, he'll read this.  Hi, Jake!!

Now that I've introduced the main cast in Ayumi's wrassle world, next will be introducing those that Ayumi is pitted against and the girls that Yuki is training with the O.Z. Academy (which is nothing like Mayumi Ozaki's post-GAEA project) but that will have to wait for a little while...I need to check the boards.

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Non-Joshi Talk / The Oni has returnedededed!!!
« on: November 07, 2008, 11:05:24 AM »
OHAYO, MINNA!

All my issues are resolved!  *whee

So yeah, I guess I'm officially back and junk and stuff!  I tried to keep up with things when I could get some time over at my aunt's or my cousin's to check e-mail and spend some mindless time watching stuff at TEH EVIL~! or making some vids for the fools at wrassle[dot]net, since they pay $ for it...but overall, I'm so behind on current goings on in the joshi world.  Is Ayumi back yet?  Do we all still....

BELIEVE IN THE OKUDA  *fu ??

anyways, I guess I'll find all this stuff out as I go over the boards...man, soooo much to catch back up on. 

See everyone around!

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Wrestler Love / Joshifans Created
« on: January 22, 2008, 06:59:31 PM »
I thought we should have a thread for stuff that us supermarks have made for our favorite girls...to put it all in one place instead of scattering it around in individual girl's/promotion's threads...these are the things I come up with when my internet is taken away *fu

N-E-Wayz....

While waiting for some slaptard at my ISP to pull their heads out, I had plenty of time to play with photoshop and made these avatars...you can use them here, or use them at another forum you might haunt.  All I ask is that if you do use them at another forum, to not hotlink them.  Please, do not gobble up my bandwidth allotments at some other place, ok?  But I will be willing to resize for you if that other loser forum doesn't allow for 150x150.  the Full 450x450 canvases that I worked with will be up on Flickr a bit later on, just because.

So, I started by doing one for my Sexy Tank...


...then had to represent the KLCC.  found out that photoshop will allow me to copy-paste Japanese text, SUGOI!


Did one for Fuuka, and after doing the MV for her, I think she's out of my system until new matches of her's come out


On a whim, I decided to give WAVE's Ace a little avvie love...and the source material was easy on the eyes


Wanted to start playing with backgrounds and brushes more after the roses in the Yumi one, so I did one for Tamura-sama


And since I did one for her, it would only be fair to do one for her too...being the champeen and everything


And since that Haruka one came out so well, here's the one I already posted in the SPTS thread, since it was the first one I did and all that...


So there they are, for your use and enjoyment.  Feel free to contribute to this thread with anything you've made, or any requests.  If it's someone obscure, please include some source material, or links to source material.  There's TONS of stuff out there for the Akira's and Manami's, but not so much for the Chikako's and MARU's out there, know what I mean?

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Matches, matches and for a change of pace, more matches! / Megavideo
« on: October 22, 2007, 11:03:14 PM »
In searching for an alternative to Veoh (since it's gone and gotten all stupid on itself with the Veoh TV whammy) I've decided to try Megavideo out.  I've watched anime on it and it seems to be alright for viewing.  Now, to find out if the posting goes as smoothly.

One thing that stood out right away was the file size limit of FIVE FRIGGIN' GIGS!!! *crazy

The upload speeds are about the same as just uploading to megaupload (I have cable and up at between 28-33kps) so figure on waits a bit longer than YouTube and if you're going to be uploading entire shows (Knucks) figure like ten hours per gigabyte (since I'm right now looking at about an hour until this match uploads and there's a bit over 100mb left)

If anyone else has any experience using the megavideo, please feel free to leave comments and things you've noticed about using it.  If I'm the token early adopter (kinda like I was with veoh...which means in about a year Megavideo will no longer be friendly *bwah) then I'll use this thread to give those of you who post matches my impressions of it.

Here's to hoping that we have found a new home to post the joshi goodness without having to "pull an RM"  *hee and chop everything up into multiple sections so it can be posted on TEH EVIL~! YouTube.

More as things progress.....

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Non-Joshi Talk / grrrrrrrr.....
« on: October 08, 2007, 11:57:20 PM »
Note to you who provide content:

Make sure you ctrl+a, ctrl+c the text body before clicking on either preview or post or else you might find yourself in the same boat as I just found myself...creating a wrestler love thread for Yumi Ohka and doing a proper blog update for her only to find that every single time I clicked post or preview, I had a botched post (page cannot be displayed msg)

twice, even...teach me to think it was a one-time occurance  test *tantrum *livid

So maybe I'll do a thread for her now, or maybe I won't...I do want to throw my router through the window righty now, especially since I know that this time, everything'll work without a hitch  *fu  *gloom *pod

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Wrestler Love / Yuki Miyazaki "The Sexy Tank"
« on: October 05, 2007, 08:46:03 AM »
Gots to show the love to the woman responsible for giving us so many un-called for crotch shots and who can make Tanny watchable ;)

Seriously, though...I think 99.9% of us agree that Yuki's awesome.









GET WELL SOON YUKI!!!!!!

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ARSION ZION 98 http://www.veoh.com/series/s552252
Opens with the first appearance of Tiger Dream (AKA Candy Otsuku) as she faces off against Hiromi Yagi. Then it's Mariko Yoshida vs. Reggie Bennet, Michiko Omukai vs. Yumi Fukawa, Mariko Yoshida vs. Ayako Hamada and then the finals (but I'm not going to spoil who that is here, you'll have to watch it to see!)

QUEENDOM II http://www.veoh.com/series/s668849
The entire show is here, complete with that wacky mini Abdullah vs Mini Muta match! In five parts, but the main event where Shinobu Kandori and Akira Hokuto are actually on the same team(!!!) is a part all by itself!

I have to thank Dean (known at the puroresufan forums as DHR for kicking down with these series.

I have other matches hosted at veoh and I have them all in their own series as well (http://www.veoh.com/series/s564053) but here's the individual list:

Hokuto vs. Yamada (Japan Grand Prix 93) http://www.veoh.com/videos/v282845nAjsm6RD

Hokuto vs. Medusa (WCW Great American Bash) http://www.veoh.com/videos/v272517a42sYbSJ

Hokuto vs Kandori (April 93) http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2279003nB2eKZF

D-FIX (Ozaki & KAORU) vs. Super Eccentrics (GAMI & Hirota) (Hair vs. Hair)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e168698xfTMHWkC

Nagashima & Uematsu vs. Satomura & Kato (OZ Academy 11-17-06)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2018777pXCxpHA

Fuuka vs. Natsuki*Head (POP League final, this match is all squished together, if you want it you can get it with the veoh client or if you are unable to use it, I can upload it to mega and share it on request)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e166917Ec4tFPfz

Kudo vs Ozaki (FMW No rope barbed wire double hell)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e163801ycJQMMQ6

Ozaki vs KAORU (GAEA, this lead to the formation of D-FIX)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e163615debD7SF9

Toyota vs. Hyuga (JWP 9-18-06, this is my pick for joshi MOTY '06)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e163032GEqHKqMG

Toyota vs. AJW (30 girl tribute gauntlet)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e162784RDcC6wcX

Toyota vs Yamada (AJW 8-15-92, Hair vs Hair)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e161426seTCc8Hz

Ohka vs Matsuo (Jd' Star EXPERT)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e158708yWYpatb2

AKINO & Toryu Sora vs. Saki Maemura & Hikaru (JD' Star, April 06)
http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=40561

Azumi Hyuga vs. Yumi Ohka (Jd' Star(?) date unknown)
http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=54365

Emi Tojyo vs Ayano Omori (Jan 02)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v308896S9BZgYXn

Emi Tojyo vs. Chikai Nishi (Jan 02)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v308977fy7qs8jZ

Emi Tojyo vs. Jaguar Yokoto (Emi's return match after her broken neck)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v3089987pxyXFb2

Yoneyama & Shibutani vs. Nakajima & Maemura
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v30914642qfHsqE

Ayumi Kurihara v. Natsuki*Head:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v315447cJt2GjHj

Apple & Ofune vs. Haruka & Yuki: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FL3FPFVS

Apple Miyuki/YOSHIYA v. Mr. X/Mike Lee Jr. 
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v338344aJZw2g3K

Cuty Suzuki vs. The Scorpion (10/10/91)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v406048wKS5QxKX

THE LONG AWAITED FLAME OF HOPE AMV (Ayumi Music Video):
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v574696qTYMRzhd

Fuuka & Misae Genki v. Yuki Miyazaki & Hiroyo Matsumoto
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v6326408pEWHhb6

Fuuka vs. Yuri Urai
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v6327612TF3gYfB

Fuuka & Cherry vs. shuu Shibutani & Hiroyo Matsumoto
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v632953EHg8ZXgT

Yuki Miyazaki & Misae Genki vs. Dynamite Kansai & Chiyako Nagashima
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v637469nMwCQAwS

Yuki Miyazaki vs. Toshie Uematsu
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v6420558FX69psp

Saki Maemura & HIKARU vs. AKINO & Bullfight Sora
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v11876183aCFcpSE

Emi Tojyo vs. MARU (JD Star Junior Tournament FINALS)
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v1187739wAnanFCQ

Crush Girls vs D-Fix & Takako Inoue (2 v 3 Streetfight rules...classic GAEA action!)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1187832AthQYbz5

Saki Maemura vs Toshie Uematsu
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v11986434hgPyEXy

Wow  :o  I didn't realize that I had this much stuff posted...trip out...


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